Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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