Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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