My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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