oh god the rape fog is back!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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