She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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