You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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