Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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