yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Watching her eat just hurts me
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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