Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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