Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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