this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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