I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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