Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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