What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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