She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Panties = found
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