the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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