It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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