Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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