Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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