WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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