I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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