I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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