Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
did you just send me my own nude
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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