Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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