help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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