i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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