You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
