Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i drank out of a bidet.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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