Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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