speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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