I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I understand Curling. That high.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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