in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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