So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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