Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I am one with the molecules
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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