Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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