Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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