where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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