This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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