your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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