You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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