dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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