Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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