help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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