how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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