I looked at my own cervix.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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