I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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