haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Randomize
