I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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