Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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