I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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