pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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