sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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