Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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