pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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