we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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