last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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