oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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